Paris Isn't So Lovely This Time of Year

Paris Hilton was sent back to jail kicking and screaming. The sheriff where she was serving her sentence reported that she is a mentally sick woman and that he released her on medical grounds because she clearly has problems and needs medical attention. I would agree I believe she suffers from a mental problem seen among many Americans especially those with a particular level of privilege. I think it's called "my parents didn't raise me right" Syndrome. It causes multiple bouts of seemingly uncontrollable sexual escapades made public, bad singing, drunken stage shows, travel around the world with small animals in special purses, public displays of stupidity, public airing of one personal life and problems, kicking and screaming fits when one doesn't get what one wants, crying over spilled milk, complete disregard for others and their property, constant attendance of parties one was not invited to, a substantially diminished vocabulary causing one to only say incomplete sentences while chewing gum, and many many other common symptoms. If you come across anyone displaying these symptoms walk away calmly and get out of camera range so that you are not associated with this person, get out your camera phone and prepare for a You Tube worthy show, call your friends and thank them that they are not that person, and finally if your friend is that person or someone like them jettison them out of your life at the earliest moment possible.

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Another Dumb-Ass Texan

Gilberto Cantu, a Texas truck driver, has made the bone-head mistake of driving his truck through a tunnel that was too damn short for his truck despite bells-whistles-warning lights-traffic stop lights-police officers ordering him to stop on loud speakers. This guy is definitely a candidate for any upcoming Darwin Awards. What a mess!! The top of his truck was peeled like a sardine can when you open it. Who knows if any of his load was damaged but his truck sure was. Not only did he damage his truck beyond recognition and break cazillions of laws, he also damaged the tunnel forcing it to have to close down. This guy cost all sorts of money for all sorts of people. The taxpayers of the place he messed up will have to pay for that repair, the trucking company he worked for will have to pay hefty fines not to mention replace his truck, and he will likely get fired. Truck drivers every where should be mad that this one made the ranks of dumb butts in the news. Sorry to piss people off by calling Texans dumb asses but it is my duty as an Oklahoman born citizen to insult Texans at every opportunity. Gooooooo SSSooooonnners!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOO....U!!

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I hope I'm This Cool When I Get Old

Check out this rock band. They are called The Zimmers Band. It is a band of a bunch of old people singing rock songs. It's great!! The lead singer Alf is 90 and there are others in the band 99 and older. It's kind of fun and cute. Check out the video. And friend them on MySpace when you get a chance. www.myspace.com/thezimmersband

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Grandma Walks It Out

Haaaa!! This is too funny. We never think of our grandma walking it out. I wonder if I can talk my grandma into doing this on a video for me when I visit her. Maybe if I show her this video she'll do it.

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Funny Cartoon

I love animation and who ever did this one has a funny sense of humor. Check out this video.

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Sad Kermit Sings Hurt

Kermie was betrayed by Piggy and sings a NIN cover. Jonny Cash would be proud. Warning: Adult frog content. Please restrict tadpoles from the adult Kermie scenes in this video. Kermie has grown up and like many child stars he didn't make the best decisions.

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Hanukkah Bird Brings Presents

The Christians have Jesus who brought them the gift of eternal life. The ones who couldn't handle that ended up with Santa Clause a big fat guy bearing gifts on Christmas Eve and according to Eric Schwartz on MySpace little Jewish Kids everywhere have the Hanukkah Bird.


Hanukkah Bird

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SNL Recuts Mel Gibson's Apocalypto

Check this video out it is kinda funny. Making fun of Mel a bit of course.

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Dude Who Plays Kramer Makes Loads of Racist Statements

The guy who plays Kramer on the hit TV series Seinfeld was caught on a cell phone video making all sorts of racist comments. He apparently felt as if he was being heckled by some black people in the crowd. Other people in the crowd and back stage felt more as if it was just black people talking to each other during the performance which offended him. Either way the guy busted out with all sorts of crap spewing from his mouth. People began getting up and leaving and the workers at the Laugh Factory had to get up on stage to calm the situation. Later Kramer was asked by Jerry Seinfeld to make an apology on the David Letterman Show since Jerry was already scheduled to be on. You could tell that Jerry was a bit uncomfortable and so was Richards (Kramer). One thing I can say for the guy is that he admitted he did it and that he has anger issues and blah, blah, blah. I think that is better than him trying to say he was drunk and making excuses like all the other dumbasses in the public eye. Either way I say a drunk/angry man's words are a sober man's thoughts so who cares what the reason is you're an idiot. The guy needs help but who doesn't the fact is that he said what a bunch of bigoted white people wish they could say every day and he just happened to be a famous guy who got caught. I am very happy with the whole video on your cell phone though. It makes for great posts from You Tube and it helps catch all the bad cops and the like.

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Test Post KIWI

KIWI


Check out this video. I thought it was a great lesson in how we should always work toward our dreams no matter how unrealistic it is even if it means that our dreams are our last big accomplishment. I bet this little kiwi's friends told him he'd never fly. Tell me whether or not you were able to veiw the video. I switched from blogger to blogger beta and it pretty much sucks as far as videos from You Tube are concerned.

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Quiz Results of How Much of a Bitch I Am

Ok I'm gonna have to kick the ass of who ever it was that authored this test. Just joking! I was testing you to see if you really think I'm bitchy.

You are 86% Bittch!

Wow! Your nothing but a big bad Bittch! How cruel can you be? Bittch!! Wonder what your mommy did to you growing up! She must not of shown you enough loving! Your a nothing but a total Bittch! There is not one decent bone in your body!

How much of a B*tch Are you?
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Which South Park Character Are You?

I thought all this time I was Cartman, but now that I think of it I guess it makes sense that since I like Cartman so much I would be his friend as opposed to being him. I'm just glad I'm not Kenny cause I'm not ready to die yet.

Which south Park Character Are You? Your Result: Kyle You are an average person who is usually nice but very self-defensive. You have at least one good friend and people like to be around you. You are very fearful and obedient of your parents.
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
Which south Park Character Are You?

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Who Would Have Ever Guessed?!!?

Holy Cow!!! It's amazing I'm less than 50% Obsessive compulsive. And all this time I was sure that I could be someone's thesis subject for a Ph.d. program in Psychology.

You Are 37% Obsessive-Compulsive!

you're pretty normal really, slightly disorganised but you hold your own, are relatively clean and have a basic routine but nothing to be noted.

How Obsessive-Compulsive are you?

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Doing My Duty to Help My Co-workers Morale

We all know that I am an angry person. We all know that there is a list just in case I have need to go postal. We all know that I wouldn't hesitate to kick someone's ass if they pushed me too far. And we all know that there is no shortage of people who push me. For instance the owner of the company that I work for sent me an email calling me a liar in response to an email I had sent him simply because he didn't like the information in my email. I hate being accused of anything I didn't do it drives me nuts. This asshole called me a liar when I am not one. In fact I tell the truth to the point that it has gotten me fired in the past. He could have called me a bitch, a whiner, a weirdo, a dyke. None of those I could argue with but the guy called me a liar I can argue all day about that. In fact because in my own mind I have argued all day about it I decided to put my co-workers (and myself) at ease by taking this quiz to see whether or not I am on the edge. As you all can see I am fine and no one is in danger quite yet.

You have a 29% chance of going postal!

Good news! You're not very likely to kill your coworkers. You seem very well adjusted. You rock! Talk about those feelings!

How Likely Are You to Go Postal?
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Redneck woman

As you all know I am from Oklahoma. As you all also must know there are many many rednecks where I am from. One of my relatives sent this video to me saying it was a medley of video clips from family reunions past. The whole video is for sale to fund the next family reunion. (just joking check out this video full of crazy rednecks)

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Heroes is the Greatest

I love this frickin show. I have no idea why. It is totally comic book. Why in the world would I get into a show that is the real life version of a comic book I don't know. It is all coming together now though I've been a nerd all along. When I think about it I've always loved comic book crap. I loved Superman all of them. I loved all of the Batman's too (some more than others). I totally got into Farscape. On days when there is nothing else on TV to watch I'll turn to Stargate SG-1 before I'll turn the television off. In my dreams I'm always the hero and I always get the girl. Holy cow it's true I'm a comic book geek. Someone help me before it gets out of control. Someone help before I buy tickets to DragonCon. Either that or you're gonna have to help me pick out what costume to wear to the darn thing and go with me so that I don't fall prey to some tribe of blue skinned, blonde haired alien girls and never come back to Earth.

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Funny Website

I go to this website when there is a presidential press conference on that interrupts my television watching. Get George back for the interruption of your TV show next time.

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