Sunday, October 07, 2007

Does This Remind You of Your Mom?

Check this video out it's great! If you are a mom or if you have a mom then you should connect with at least something in this video. It will no doubt be sent around the world in mass quantities during Mother's Day.



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Saturday, June 09, 2007

Paris Isn't So Lovely This Time of Year

Paris Hilton was sent back to jail kicking and screaming. The sheriff where she was serving her sentence reported that she is a mentally sick woman and that he released her on medical grounds because she clearly has problems and needs medical attention. I would agree I believe she suffers from a mental problem seen among many Americans especially those with a particular level of privilege. I think it's called "my parents didn't raise me right" Syndrome. It causes multiple bouts of seemingly uncontrollable sexual escapades made public, bad singing, drunken stage shows, travel around the world with small animals in special purses, public displays of stupidity, public airing of one personal life and problems, kicking and screaming fits when one doesn't get what one wants, crying over spilled milk, complete disregard for others and their property, constant attendance of parties one was not invited to, a substantially diminished vocabulary causing one to only say incomplete sentences while chewing gum, and many many other common symptoms. If you come across anyone displaying these symptoms walk away calmly and get out of camera range so that you are not associated with this person, get out your camera phone and prepare for a You Tube worthy show, call your friends and thank them that they are not that person, and finally if your friend is that person or someone like them jettison them out of your life at the earliest moment possible.


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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Death of The Vegans

I'm assuming you have all heard the story that has been on the news lately about the two Vegan parents who had a new baby and ended up killing it via veganism. Just in case you haven't here is an article on the subject. The baby died at 6 weeks old and 3 and 1/2 pounds. My cat weighs more than that. Children are born at an average probably around 6 pounds so I would think someone would have figured out the kid wasn't doing well. Feeding the kid a bunch of things to make you crap and piss isn't going to help matters much I don't suppose either. Where in the hell do people find their logic? Idiots like these people read one little article or a book or two on veganism and nutrition and think they are experts. Humans have to have a balanced diet with proteins, veggies and all sorts of nutrients and hydration. There is a lot more to it than eating nothing with animal products in it, but of course people like this who are attached to fad and status dieting wouldn't be thinking of the fact that their body needs to get particular nutrients in a balanced manner to survive. The sad thing is that this is the 3rd conviction similar to this in the last 4 years.


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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

This is What Drunk People Do To Their Families

Check out this video of David Hasselhoff so frickin' drunk that he can barely eat. He must have gotten so drunk that he passed out on the floor of his house where his assistant had to feed him cheese burgers from Wendy's while his teenaged daughter begs him to quit being a drunk slob.


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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Can You Go Without Toilet Paper For a Year?

Check this article out. It is about a guy who is going through an entire year trying his best to make "No Impact" on the environment. It's a big challenge. In the end of course he has a book deal and there is a person following the whole thing on film so that they can do a documentary as well. I'm sure in the next couple of years we'll see the book and film out on the shelves. I'm interested in seeing the impact on the country with that.


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Friday, March 23, 2007

I AM AN AUNT!!!!!!!!


Hello world. I am now the proud aunt of a little boy. His name is Hunter Jackson. He's a cute little guy and I can already tell by looking at him he got the excellent IQ provided by my father's side of the family and the excellent looks and personality provided by my mother's side of the family. To top it all off he's rounded out by the same attributes from his own mother's family which makes him the greatest nephew ever!! You know his mommie has to come from a long line of geniuses if she was smart enough to marry into our family. Check this little guy out he's the greatest contribution to the world this month. In this picture he's two days old and looks just like my brother did in a lot of his baby pictures. In the more recent pictures he looks just like his beautiful mommie. I can't wait to meet him in person. Click on the comments link below to make congrats to my bro and his wife.




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Sunday, December 31, 2006

Scientists Have Reversed Homosexuality in Sheep

Ok for those of you who are not like me and did not grow up in a farming community about 1 in 10 (10%) rams (male sheep) has the urge to mount other rams as opposed to ewes (female sheep). In the farming world this is bad because you make less money with these sheep who won't actually reproduce. The more animals you have in your herd that reproduce the more you can sell the more money you make and so on. Because of this study farmers everywhere can make more money and because of this study homosexuals are outraged. They are protesting the sheep's right to be gay if it wants. I am in the middle of this little science experiment because I am gay and from a family of farmers. Here is my point of view. The day a sheep can choose whether or not it wants to be gay is when it meets the following requirements: 1-it becomes human; 2-it pays the bills; 3-it votes etc. You get the point. Sheep aren't human people get over it. They don't have the choices that we do because they can't make decisions. If anything, this study is good it shows that an animal without the brain power to make choices naturally likes the same sex. The place you need to put your protest is when they start trying to allow this type of hormone treatment to be done on humans before those humans are adults and can make their own choices. Do not think that the farming industry (one of the biggest in this country) will be tolerant toward saving gay sheep at the expense of their already small pocket books. Please people try to keep your animal rights protests to physical cruelty issues and let farmers make their money until a sheep walks up to you and tells you it pays taxes and deserves some rights, And in the mean time keep up the good work fighting for Human Gay Rights and Equality.


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Saturday, December 16, 2006

A Message To Parents Everywhere

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Bill O'Reilly Responds To The Video I Posted Earlier With An 8 Year Old Ranting

Bill O'Reilly is retaliating to the video posted on You Tube with an 8 year old girl ranting about him being an idiot and disagreeing with his views. The girl obviously memorized a script given to her by someone older and was permitted to curse throughout the video. Of course Bill is responding with pseudo concern for the child because he says the child is being abused since she was forced to do a video in which she can't possible comprehend all that she is saying. What a whiner for retaliating and giving this video power and what a punk for acting like he cares about the child when he really wants to get the parents in trouble. He is no different than them using the child for his own gain and turning their own video weaponry against them. He says they're nuts and I say he is too.




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Friday, December 08, 2006

Interesting Video - Lots Of Good Points

Here is a video I found on You Tube when I was skimming around on the internet. It's a little 8 year old girl responding to the day she saw O'Reilly on the Oprah show. The girl cusses in the clip and says stuff about religion so if you're easily offended then quit your bitchin' and get off the internet. It's actually sort of funny because I have a friend who I could imagine being like this when she was an 8 year old. The video has a lot of good points but it's a little weird coming from an 8 year old. She would likely be a good little actress and she should go on an audition because she does good at remembering her whole little speach and emphasizing emotion throughout the thing.




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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Should Race Be A Factor In School Planning?

Courts are debating whether or not race should be a factor in whether or not students can go to particular schools. Some think that all schools should reflect what the population of our country is as a whole, some think that only people who live in a particular district should get to go to a particular school, and others think that the schools should reflect the population of the city they are in as opposed to the whole nation. Who knows? The Supreme Court?


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Mary Poppins Horror Film

I was skimming around on the internet and came across this video. It's great!! Someone has taken the original movie and added sound effects etc. to make it appear as if it is a horror movie. It's creepy and great at the same time. It makes you want them to remake the movie as a horror film for real. That would be so cool. Traumatic for your kids and your inner child but cool all the same. Check it out.




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Friday, November 24, 2006

Get Your Kleenex Out For This One

Check out this video of a father and his disabled son as they compete together in a triathlon. This dad really loves his kid.




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Monday, November 06, 2006

Importance of a 5-Point Harness Carseat

If you are a parent of small children or you know someone who is then this is a video you should definitely watch.


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