Paris Isn't So Lovely This Time of Year

Paris Hilton was sent back to jail kicking and screaming. The sheriff where she was serving her sentence reported that she is a mentally sick woman and that he released her on medical grounds because she clearly has problems and needs medical attention. I would agree I believe she suffers from a mental problem seen among many Americans especially those with a particular level of privilege. I think it's called "my parents didn't raise me right" Syndrome. It causes multiple bouts of seemingly uncontrollable sexual escapades made public, bad singing, drunken stage shows, travel around the world with small animals in special purses, public displays of stupidity, public airing of one personal life and problems, kicking and screaming fits when one doesn't get what one wants, crying over spilled milk, complete disregard for others and their property, constant attendance of parties one was not invited to, a substantially diminished vocabulary causing one to only say incomplete sentences while chewing gum, and many many other common symptoms. If you come across anyone displaying these symptoms walk away calmly and get out of camera range so that you are not associated with this person, get out your camera phone and prepare for a You Tube worthy show, call your friends and thank them that they are not that person, and finally if your friend is that person or someone like them jettison them out of your life at the earliest moment possible.

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This is What Drunk People Do To Their Families

Check out this video of David Hasselhoff so frickin' drunk that he can barely eat. He must have gotten so drunk that he passed out on the floor of his house where his assistant had to feed him cheese burgers from Wendy's while his teenaged daughter begs him to quit being a drunk slob.

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Dude Who Plays Kramer Makes Loads of Racist Statements

The guy who plays Kramer on the hit TV series Seinfeld was caught on a cell phone video making all sorts of racist comments. He apparently felt as if he was being heckled by some black people in the crowd. Other people in the crowd and back stage felt more as if it was just black people talking to each other during the performance which offended him. Either way the guy busted out with all sorts of crap spewing from his mouth. People began getting up and leaving and the workers at the Laugh Factory had to get up on stage to calm the situation. Later Kramer was asked by Jerry Seinfeld to make an apology on the David Letterman Show since Jerry was already scheduled to be on. You could tell that Jerry was a bit uncomfortable and so was Richards (Kramer). One thing I can say for the guy is that he admitted he did it and that he has anger issues and blah, blah, blah. I think that is better than him trying to say he was drunk and making excuses like all the other dumbasses in the public eye. Either way I say a drunk/angry man's words are a sober man's thoughts so who cares what the reason is you're an idiot. The guy needs help but who doesn't the fact is that he said what a bunch of bigoted white people wish they could say every day and he just happened to be a famous guy who got caught. I am very happy with the whole video on your cell phone though. It makes for great posts from You Tube and it helps catch all the bad cops and the like.

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Who Says I'm Paranoid?

I think this whole damn test is rigged. They probably knew it was me. They track the computers somehow I think. As a matter of fact I think that there is a camera somewhere on my laptop that allows them to see me taking the test.

What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: Paranoia You are constantly thinking about what others may be saying about you behind your back. You may also feel people have conspiracies against you, or they are out to get you. In crowds you may feel like everybody is watching to closely.
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)
Manic Depressive
What mental disorder do you have?

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Who Would Have Ever Guessed?!!?

Holy Cow!!! It's amazing I'm less than 50% Obsessive compulsive. And all this time I was sure that I could be someone's thesis subject for a Ph.d. program in Psychology.

You Are 37% Obsessive-Compulsive!

you're pretty normal really, slightly disorganised but you hold your own, are relatively clean and have a basic routine but nothing to be noted.

How Obsessive-Compulsive are you?

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