Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Liverpool Woman Rips Boyfriend's Testicle Off In Anger

A woman at a party with her ex-boyfriend was angry that she was rejected when making sexual advances toward her ex. What pops in her mind to do about it? Not crying, not screaming, not leaving the scene but instead ripping his testicle completely off through his underpants. The force of the jerk ripped his underpants off and left him in excruciating pain before he could even realize what had happened. To top it off she decided to attempt to swallow the testicle after ripping it off the man. She could be a winner in the prison version of Fear Factor I suppose. After she gagged and spit out the testicle a friend grabbed it from her and handed it to the man saying "that's yours". Amazing!!! That is all I have to say. I don't know what the woman is going to do to her "prison butch daddy" when she gets pissed off. Look out prison boobies causes this woman is "gay for the stay".


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Saturday, June 09, 2007

Paris Isn't So Lovely This Time of Year

Paris Hilton was sent back to jail kicking and screaming. The sheriff where she was serving her sentence reported that she is a mentally sick woman and that he released her on medical grounds because she clearly has problems and needs medical attention. I would agree I believe she suffers from a mental problem seen among many Americans especially those with a particular level of privilege. I think it's called "my parents didn't raise me right" Syndrome. It causes multiple bouts of seemingly uncontrollable sexual escapades made public, bad singing, drunken stage shows, travel around the world with small animals in special purses, public displays of stupidity, public airing of one personal life and problems, kicking and screaming fits when one doesn't get what one wants, crying over spilled milk, complete disregard for others and their property, constant attendance of parties one was not invited to, a substantially diminished vocabulary causing one to only say incomplete sentences while chewing gum, and many many other common symptoms. If you come across anyone displaying these symptoms walk away calmly and get out of camera range so that you are not associated with this person, get out your camera phone and prepare for a You Tube worthy show, call your friends and thank them that they are not that person, and finally if your friend is that person or someone like them jettison them out of your life at the earliest moment possible.


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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

This is What Drunk People Do To Their Families

Check out this video of David Hasselhoff so frickin' drunk that he can barely eat. He must have gotten so drunk that he passed out on the floor of his house where his assistant had to feed him cheese burgers from Wendy's while his teenaged daughter begs him to quit being a drunk slob.


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