Which South Park Character Are You?

I thought all this time I was Cartman, but now that I think of it I guess it makes sense that since I like Cartman so much I would be his friend as opposed to being him. I'm just glad I'm not Kenny cause I'm not ready to die yet.

Which south Park Character Are You? Your Result: Kyle You are an average person who is usually nice but very self-defensive. You have at least one good friend and people like to be around you. You are very fearful and obedient of your parents.
Cartman
Stan
Kenny
Which south Park Character Are You?

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Which FRIEND Are You?

I was hoping that I would be Joey. "How You Doin'?" But I somehow knew that I was Monica. I would have thought that my Chandler rating would be higher than that though.

What F.R.I.E.N.D.S. friend are you? Your Result: Monica Geller-Bing You are so like Monica! Very helpful, but probably a little bit too picky about the little things. The best friend/partner for you would be your exact opposite!
Ross Geller
Rachel Green
Pheobe Buffet
Chandler Bing
Joey Tribiani
What F.R.I.E.N.D.S. friend are you?

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Who Says I'm Paranoid?

I think this whole damn test is rigged. They probably knew it was me. They track the computers somehow I think. As a matter of fact I think that there is a camera somewhere on my laptop that allows them to see me taking the test.

What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: Paranoia You are constantly thinking about what others may be saying about you behind your back. You may also feel people have conspiracies against you, or they are out to get you. In crowds you may feel like everybody is watching to closely.
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)
Manic Depressive
What mental disorder do you have?

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Who Would Have Ever Guessed?!!?

Holy Cow!!! It's amazing I'm less than 50% Obsessive compulsive. And all this time I was sure that I could be someone's thesis subject for a Ph.d. program in Psychology.

You Are 37% Obsessive-Compulsive!

you're pretty normal really, slightly disorganised but you hold your own, are relatively clean and have a basic routine but nothing to be noted.

How Obsessive-Compulsive are you?

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What Breed of Dog are You?

Strangely enough I am a German Shephard. Whoda thunk it. I Would have guessed lab but apparently I'm not loyal enough. My cousin Steph would be happy to know that I am trainable.

What Breed Of Dog Are You?! Your Result: GermanShepherd You are a GermanShepherd,you are loyal and brave,you stand up for what is right and sometimes tend to get angry over little things but you are a very loyal friend.
dachound
Lab
jackrussle
Mix breed
What Breed Of Dog Are You?!

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How Oklahoman Are You?

I took this quiz the other day. I suspected as much. I was born and raised in Oklahoma but I couldn't wait to get away so here's the answer. I am apparrently only 56% Okie. I want all my family to take the quiz just in case you are less Okie than you think. Let me know what your results are.

You are 56% Okie'

You are in the Southeast. Your not nearly as refined as we Oklahoman's. Don't fear You and I have a lot in Common, I'm just better then you

How Oklahoman are You
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Doing My Duty to Help My Co-workers Morale

We all know that I am an angry person. We all know that there is a list just in case I have need to go postal. We all know that I wouldn't hesitate to kick someone's ass if they pushed me too far. And we all know that there is no shortage of people who push me. For instance the owner of the company that I work for sent me an email calling me a liar in response to an email I had sent him simply because he didn't like the information in my email. I hate being accused of anything I didn't do it drives me nuts. This asshole called me a liar when I am not one. In fact I tell the truth to the point that it has gotten me fired in the past. He could have called me a bitch, a whiner, a weirdo, a dyke. None of those I could argue with but the guy called me a liar I can argue all day about that. In fact because in my own mind I have argued all day about it I decided to put my co-workers (and myself) at ease by taking this quiz to see whether or not I am on the edge. As you all can see I am fine and no one is in danger quite yet.

You have a 29% chance of going postal!

Good news! You're not very likely to kill your coworkers. You seem very well adjusted. You rock! Talk about those feelings!

How Likely Are You to Go Postal?
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