Man in Wheelchair Accidentally Hitches An 80 mile per Hour Ride On A Big Rig

A man in Michigan who is in a wheelchair was at a gas station and accidentally got his chair attached to the front end of a Semi-truck. The driver drove away without noticing and reached speeds of up to 80 miles per hour before pulling off to a truck stop when police were called by passing motorists. The man in the wheelchair was held safely in his chair by the seat belt provided on the chair. I don't know what that man's situation is relating to his bladder but if I was him I would have lost mine even if I had originally had control of it.

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Another Dumb-Ass Texan

Gilberto Cantu, a Texas truck driver, has made the bone-head mistake of driving his truck through a tunnel that was too damn short for his truck despite bells-whistles-warning lights-traffic stop lights-police officers ordering him to stop on loud speakers. This guy is definitely a candidate for any upcoming Darwin Awards. What a mess!! The top of his truck was peeled like a sardine can when you open it. Who knows if any of his load was damaged but his truck sure was. Not only did he damage his truck beyond recognition and break cazillions of laws, he also damaged the tunnel forcing it to have to close down. This guy cost all sorts of money for all sorts of people. The taxpayers of the place he messed up will have to pay for that repair, the trucking company he worked for will have to pay hefty fines not to mention replace his truck, and he will likely get fired. Truck drivers every where should be mad that this one made the ranks of dumb butts in the news. Sorry to piss people off by calling Texans dumb asses but it is my duty as an Oklahoman born citizen to insult Texans at every opportunity. Gooooooo SSSooooonnners!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOO....U!!

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