Monday, February 18, 2008

Baby Sitter Thwarts Kidnappers Attempts With A Fight

Wow!!!! What other job in the world can you get paid barely anything and yet have to risk your life? Wait I rember from my days in the Military that we worked for crappy pay and risked our lives. Let me rephrase.... What person outside of the military, law enforcement or firefighting would risk their life to protect what ever they were working for be it a child or a gas station for a tiny paycheck? This babysitter is to be commended. This article from the San Francisco Chronicle tells a bit more of the story. Apparently a drunk high individual busted through the door and grabbed the three year old attempting to run off with her and ripping her sweater. The babysitter fought with the man who then began to drag her off by her hair and continue taking the child. She kept fighting and screaming for help when neighbors came to the rescue and held the man until police arrived. Stupid drunk nut got himself arrested for a slew of charges and the people who hired that babysitter should be thinking of giving her a raise.

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Saturday, June 09, 2007

Paris Isn't So Lovely This Time of Year

Paris Hilton was sent back to jail kicking and screaming. The sheriff where she was serving her sentence reported that she is a mentally sick woman and that he released her on medical grounds because she clearly has problems and needs medical attention. I would agree I believe she suffers from a mental problem seen among many Americans especially those with a particular level of privilege. I think it's called "my parents didn't raise me right" Syndrome. It causes multiple bouts of seemingly uncontrollable sexual escapades made public, bad singing, drunken stage shows, travel around the world with small animals in special purses, public displays of stupidity, public airing of one personal life and problems, kicking and screaming fits when one doesn't get what one wants, crying over spilled milk, complete disregard for others and their property, constant attendance of parties one was not invited to, a substantially diminished vocabulary causing one to only say incomplete sentences while chewing gum, and many many other common symptoms. If you come across anyone displaying these symptoms walk away calmly and get out of camera range so that you are not associated with this person, get out your camera phone and prepare for a You Tube worthy show, call your friends and thank them that they are not that person, and finally if your friend is that person or someone like them jettison them out of your life at the earliest moment possible.


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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

This is What Drunk People Do To Their Families

Check out this video of David Hasselhoff so frickin' drunk that he can barely eat. He must have gotten so drunk that he passed out on the floor of his house where his assistant had to feed him cheese burgers from Wendy's while his teenaged daughter begs him to quit being a drunk slob.


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