Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Liverpool Woman Rips Boyfriend's Testicle Off In Anger

A woman at a party with her ex-boyfriend was angry that she was rejected when making sexual advances toward her ex. What pops in her mind to do about it? Not crying, not screaming, not leaving the scene but instead ripping his testicle completely off through his underpants. The force of the jerk ripped his underpants off and left him in excruciating pain before he could even realize what had happened. To top it off she decided to attempt to swallow the testicle after ripping it off the man. She could be a winner in the prison version of Fear Factor I suppose. After she gagged and spit out the testicle a friend grabbed it from her and handed it to the man saying "that's yours". Amazing!!! That is all I have to say. I don't know what the woman is going to do to her "prison butch daddy" when she gets pissed off. Look out prison boobies causes this woman is "gay for the stay".


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Sunday, December 31, 2006

Scientists Have Reversed Homosexuality in Sheep

Ok for those of you who are not like me and did not grow up in a farming community about 1 in 10 (10%) rams (male sheep) has the urge to mount other rams as opposed to ewes (female sheep). In the farming world this is bad because you make less money with these sheep who won't actually reproduce. The more animals you have in your herd that reproduce the more you can sell the more money you make and so on. Because of this study farmers everywhere can make more money and because of this study homosexuals are outraged. They are protesting the sheep's right to be gay if it wants. I am in the middle of this little science experiment because I am gay and from a family of farmers. Here is my point of view. The day a sheep can choose whether or not it wants to be gay is when it meets the following requirements: 1-it becomes human; 2-it pays the bills; 3-it votes etc. You get the point. Sheep aren't human people get over it. They don't have the choices that we do because they can't make decisions. If anything, this study is good it shows that an animal without the brain power to make choices naturally likes the same sex. The place you need to put your protest is when they start trying to allow this type of hormone treatment to be done on humans before those humans are adults and can make their own choices. Do not think that the farming industry (one of the biggest in this country) will be tolerant toward saving gay sheep at the expense of their already small pocket books. Please people try to keep your animal rights protests to physical cruelty issues and let farmers make their money until a sheep walks up to you and tells you it pays taxes and deserves some rights, And in the mean time keep up the good work fighting for Human Gay Rights and Equality.


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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Rosie O'Donnell's Racist Mocking of the Chinese Language

Rosie has offended the Chinese and other asian ethnic groups with her imitation of the Chinese language. She never ceases to amaze me. When she was all overly sensitive about the whole Clay Aiken/Kelly Ripa thing and accused Kelly of being homophobic with her comments. First of all you can't accuse someone of being homophobic of someone who hasn't said they're a homo. If you are a homo and you're stuck in the closet out of fear of what it will do to your career or your family relationships or whatever aren't you a litte homophobic yourself? I think it's called self hatred or something like that isn't it Rosie? She has always driven me nuts. She ranted and raved about doing away with guns all together and all the while her armed body guard stood close by just in case of emergency. She yapped and yapped on her show about being in love with Tom Cruise and then when it was about to come out that she was a homo she decides to out herself and retire. Making the cowardly move of doing it after she had already had a successful career as opposed to just being honest from the beginning or being like Clay Aiken is now and refusing to address the issue because it isn't relevant. Finally she ends up on The View spouting off about Kelly Ripa being a homophobe when (take it from this homo) it is clear she is being overly sensitive. Then she acts like an insensitive racist ass on The View and has the nerve to tell people to lighten up. Lighten up!?! This coming from someone who was wound tight about a statement she took as homophobic about a guy who hasn't even said whether or not he's gay. This lady contradicts herself all of the time and I wish she was not one of the weirdos who represents the gay population publicly to the world. No wonder they hate us with all the Rosies and the Ted Haggards and the Governor McGreeveys etc. running around making idiotic mistakes under public scrutiny. Whatever happened to integrity no matter who you are? Even theives have a moral code within their own ranks. Homos unite and oust this wacko from her throne.



I do have to say however that I met her partner one time and she was really nice.


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Henry Rollins Video Clip

This is somewhat of a spoken word piece or speach on how America is a pseudo free country and we should fight for our freedom. I don't really know who Henry Rollins is but apparently he has a show that airs on the Independent Film Channel on cable TV. I like what he has to say in this clip and I agree with it. I don't know what his show is about but with the emotion he sends out in this particular piece I can only assume it is quite a resistant and rebellious show. Fight against the man and the machine. Don't let anyone keep you down and all that sort of stuff.




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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Romney's Gay Rights Stance Draws Ire

"Gov. Mitt Romney, The Massachusetts republican who has built a presidential campaign on a broad appeal for conservative support, is drawing sharply increased criticism from conservative activists for his advocacy of gay rights in a 1994 letter... See link for more on this story Please don't vote for this flip flopper.


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Friday, December 08, 2006

Dick Cheney's Daughter Is Expecting A Baby

Cheney's daughter is expecting a baby with her partner of 15 years due some time in the spring. The Dick and his wife are reportedly looking forward to the baby's arrival as it will make the 6th grandchild. Of course all the wackos are using the issue as a point of controversy as opposed to just getting over it and letting the family live their lives. Maybe if people would mind their own business and not harrass the Dick he wouldn't have such a complex about his lesbian daughter and all the gay people in the world. Kudos to him though in recognizing it as a relationship and accepting the results of it as opposed to my own father who thinks it is a phase I've been going through for the last 25 years. He thinks I should move home to BFE Oklahoma and he said I could travel to a city 3 hours away on the weekend to do my gay thing. Little does he know the gay thing includes all the activities of daily life not just screwing whores on the weekend.


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Friday, November 17, 2006

Kim Coco Iwamoto Becomes Hawaii's Highest Elected Transgendered Official

Congratulations to Kim Coco Iwamoto!!!! This is great the people of Hawaii take care of "their own" regardless of gender or sexual orientation and I think this is great. Too bad the rest of us don't do the same. Unfortunately the rest of the country seems to think that "their own" is one small thing about who "their own" is. In Hawaii it seems their own is simply human. The rest of the country suffers from a lack of unity. Maybe we should all be stranded on a series of Islands forced to make it on our own for years and years until we finally end up recognized for our greatness by some greedy white people and then become a state and end up being one of the most successful tourist/money making spots in our country while still staying true to our culture and beliefs and thanking God that there is a shit load of water separating us from the ignoramous money hungry bastards whose mentality causes them to separate themselves into groups over tiny meaningless crap that doesn't even effect them on a direct level. Maybe if that happened to us we'd stop separating "our own" down to the tiniest of degrees of similarities and in turn causing rifts between every frickin person on earth. I am venturing to guess that Hawaii never motivated a terrorist to take them out. Hawaii is a great example of how things turn out when we give homosexuals and transgendered people equal rights. For example when you compare the violent crime rates of all the states Hawaii always falls within the top 14 or 15. (On a weird tangent they are usually in the top 5 or 6 for car theft which seems weird - I mean where do you hide a stolen car when you're on an island?) They are also in the bottom 20 or 21 for sex offenders each year.


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