Saturday, May 03, 2008

Kraft Reformulates Oreo So That It Will Sell In China

Kraft couldn't figure out why their Oreo sales were down in China so after some studies to find that it had too much sugar for the taste of Chinese consumers they lessened the sugar quantity and changed it into a long 4 layer wafer covered in chocolate. I wonder if the lead and fertilizer in products coming from China has affected their sense of taste? Perhaps we should add some additives of our own into the foods we sell them and let them see how it feels.

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Friday, June 01, 2007

Is China Trying To Kill U.S.? Biological Terrorism?

Odd that all the crap that has been causing us healt problems lately has been coming from China. Dogs and cats everywhere dying in mass quantities because of tainted products coming from China. Now other products from China are tainting the U.S. consumers. Now it's toothpaste which was poisoned with something akin to anti-freeze. Check out this New York Times article about the tainted toothpaste. China is blaming Panama for the tainted products, but I figure all are to blame for this one. Whomever uses poison in their products without notifying everyone is definitely liable for something. At the very least people should have a choice of whether or not they want to use poison products. People every day insert botulism into their faces so that they will have a permanently surprised looking face, but at least they know what it is when they do it as weird as they may be for doing it in the first place. Just as Canada and the U.S. are scrambling around trying to stop tainted toothpaste from killing more of their people they intercepted corn gluten from China with more poison in it. What the hell? I'm sorry for taking the offensive leap, but things are looking a little shifty. I mean come on we all know whether we want to admit it over here in America that half the Asians could beat us out in a scholastic meet on any day we choose. We aren't the brightest bulbs when compared with the rest of the planet. Don't try to shoot me full of shit and tell me that the innocent Chinese government didn't know or is somehow stupid enough to think that a little bit of anti-freeze, some plastic products and fertilizer wouldn't make a few people sick and a whole bunch of already sick people dead. If you believe that I have a bridge to sell ya. I think that our government needs to put every inch of every thing coming into the U.S. from China through rigorous testing even if it means we have to pay a bit more for the product. At least if things are tested once a month or something then we won't have as much crap zipping across the borders, and maybe the Chinese will stop trying to kill us. In the mean time people all I have to say is don't eat Chinese made products, and before you dumb rednecks go crazy and extreme please note that I am not saying don't buy products from Chinese Americans or go to Chinese restaurants.


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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Rosie O'Donnell's Racist Mocking of the Chinese Language

Rosie has offended the Chinese and other asian ethnic groups with her imitation of the Chinese language. She never ceases to amaze me. When she was all overly sensitive about the whole Clay Aiken/Kelly Ripa thing and accused Kelly of being homophobic with her comments. First of all you can't accuse someone of being homophobic of someone who hasn't said they're a homo. If you are a homo and you're stuck in the closet out of fear of what it will do to your career or your family relationships or whatever aren't you a litte homophobic yourself? I think it's called self hatred or something like that isn't it Rosie? She has always driven me nuts. She ranted and raved about doing away with guns all together and all the while her armed body guard stood close by just in case of emergency. She yapped and yapped on her show about being in love with Tom Cruise and then when it was about to come out that she was a homo she decides to out herself and retire. Making the cowardly move of doing it after she had already had a successful career as opposed to just being honest from the beginning or being like Clay Aiken is now and refusing to address the issue because it isn't relevant. Finally she ends up on The View spouting off about Kelly Ripa being a homophobe when (take it from this homo) it is clear she is being overly sensitive. Then she acts like an insensitive racist ass on The View and has the nerve to tell people to lighten up. Lighten up!?! This coming from someone who was wound tight about a statement she took as homophobic about a guy who hasn't even said whether or not he's gay. This lady contradicts herself all of the time and I wish she was not one of the weirdos who represents the gay population publicly to the world. No wonder they hate us with all the Rosies and the Ted Haggards and the Governor McGreeveys etc. running around making idiotic mistakes under public scrutiny. Whatever happened to integrity no matter who you are? Even theives have a moral code within their own ranks. Homos unite and oust this wacko from her throne.



I do have to say however that I met her partner one time and she was really nice.


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